A Supremely Employable Teen

My résumé circa 2006.

Erin Ingle
XXX Vancouver Ave.
Medford, OR 97504
(541) XXX-3534

Experience:

  • “Customer Maniac,” Taco Bell™, August to September 2005
  • Sales associate, Mervyn’s™, November 2005 to present

Education/Academics:

South Medford High School, Medford, Oregon

  • Honors student
  • Academic GPA: 3.7
  • Citizenship GPA: 3.9
  • Oregon Driver’s License

Extra-Curricular Involvement:

  • Panther Leadership
  • Sophomore Class President
  • Junior Class Vice President
  • Drama Club (International Thespian Society member)
  • Oregon State Superintendent’s Youth Advisory Team member
  • Math Team
  • Sparrow Club volunteer
  • Volunteer construction (Mexico mission trips ’04 and ’05)

General Skills/ Interests:

  • Alphabetizing
  • Blogging
  • Bow Hunting
  • Coffee making
  • Coffee drinking
  • Dealing with other people’s issues
  • Eating
  • Freestyle rapping
  • Grapes?
  • High-fiving
  • Intellectual conversation
  • Justice
  • Kayaking (would be fun to learn)
  • Living life to the fullest
  • Making delicious cakes
  • Never saying “never”
  • Operation™
  • Playing music
  • Quail watching
  • Reading Donnie Jeter’s latest blog entry
  • Smiling
  • Trying my darndest
  • Utilizing my resources
  • Violence prevention
  • Waiting on customers
  • Xtra shots of espresso?
  • Yachts (I don’t own one, but I’d like to some day)
  • Zen gardening